HMFT after I dive head-first into the front of a parked car while

HMFT after I was just minding my own business

HMFT after this bull thinks I’m a threat.

HMFT after jumping in the middle of the road

HMFT after I come in too hot with this helo infil

HMFT after a chemical plant explodes while I’m watching tv.

HMFT after I get cliff rash

HMFT after I get hit in the head with a traffic light...

HMFT after I fall down a cliff

HMFT after I cut down the limb that my ladder is resting on

HMFT after I dive in front of car making donuts

HMFT after I ride my bicycle off this cliff