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Redittors Will Be Kind they Said, They Are Sexy They Said.
MasturbationGoneWild by EstelaMartii
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Have kids they said, they are a joy they said.....
It Will Be Fun They Said, The Quarantine Won't Be Forever They
Be carefull, they cause a dangerous obsession
Due to your heinous crimes against humanity you have been jailed.
I agreed to swap with my girlfriend’s BFF, Cindy, for a week-
Be honest, do you think pierced nipples are sexy?