When you heard up I broke up with my gf, you showed up at my

When you’re so desperate for the cock that you pull him back

You woke up to your Mom’s loud moans from down the hall…when

When you get a wink to help make the bed upstairs when guests

When you have to pass math to stay on the cheerleader squad

You had just expressed you love for your long time crush, Sofia,

When you're feeling down and out, there's nothing quite like

When you come down my chimney, I won't be leaving any mince pies

When you come down my chimney, I won't be leaving any mince pies

When you pull down a bull's underwear and discover they have

When Mistress degrades you down to a maid and tells you to put

You were pissed when you found out I'd decided to tag along on