original post: https://redd.it/ky9bkl
You don’t have a girlfriend please stop playing pretend.
TheRightCantMeme by PIT_VIPER13
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You Don’t Need A Girlfriend. You Need An Owner. 🗝 You Don’t
Don’t worry if you don’t have pillows for sleep
Don't worry bro, you're still straight since you don't have any
Don’t worry if you don’t have anyone to Netflix and chill
You don’t tell me when we stop, we stop when I say so
If you don’t have a girlfriend, i’ll fuck you
Please please please please don’t do this. You don’t have
You don’t have any reason to open your mouth if there ain’t
You don't have to beat hunters, you only have to fear the boredom!
You poor thing, you don’t have a milf pussy of your very own…well
you don't have to do anything, just let these two great friends