when you’re too horny to take your (f) knickers off or clear

when it’s too sensitive to actually stroke

[f] When you're too horny to make it home from the store 😋

When you want to cum but you’re too lazy to do it yourself

When you’re too horny to sleep

Seen in Detroit yesterday. If you’re too high to get to a toilet,

When you're too drunk to calculate all the physics

When you're too curious for cock but too hesitant to ever approach

When you're too shy to ask for pussy licking and start making

When you're too shy to ask for pussy licking and start making

When you're too horny to even take your panties off

When you want to cum but you’re too lazy to do it yourself