HMFT after I fail to rob this store <LONGER>

HMFT after I show off on my bike

HMFT After I plummet to the ground while herding Bighorn Sheep.

HMFT after I pretend to be a steak and T-Bone

HMFT after I don’t secure the ladder I’m climbing on

HMFT after I attempt to pole vault

HMFT after I fail at jumping through a flaming hoop.

HMFT after I refuse to get out of the way of a car doing donuts

HMFT after I try to impress a grappler with my karate skills

HMFT after I attempt to air up my tire

After you failed to impregnate your wife she went to your bully

My ex failed to cherish my breasts