Comparing apples to oranges

Sorry for comparing you to a willy, Ted...

Comparing turned to the sword fight !

Usually Shirley Setia has to Expose her Apples to us and might

Comparing hubby to my next guy. Can’t wait to compare them

Comparing you to him is like comparing a Pencil to a Tree trunk.

Comparing you to him is like comparing a Pencil to a Tree trunk.

Comparing it to a coca cola bottle

Mommy wants to drop her golden apples to your mouth

If you're not a sissy after comparing yourself to this then idk

apples or oranges?

My kink is fucking reddit guys and comparing them to my husband