I need someone to sit on my face so I can have my cake and eat

Have your cake and eat it

Have your cake and eat it too

This asshole wont eat itself

Always eat cake!

this is a full cake... are you hungry enough to eat it

So, which cake you will eat first?

Eat my ass like a cake

So, which cake you will eat first?

Would you eat me?

all the redditors love to eat this cake ;)

Eat this cake