Don’t tell my roommate I’m wet on his bed

I’m your new freshman roommate and you walk into this, wyd?

Wyd if you found your roommate naked in your bed?!

If I was your new roommate, would we be fucking on the counter

Wyd if you got back to your dorm and I was in your bed waiting

U see me crawling onto your bed like this… wyd next?

I am your new roommate, can we spend the whole weekend cuddle

if you were my roommate would you share a bed with me?

Wyd when you come home and I wait in the bed like that for you?

Wyd if you walk in on your roommate laying on their bed and they

i’m your roommate and you find me on your bed like this…fucking

If you accept me as your roommate, can I use your bed for this?