The best kind of lingerie is the kinda you don't wear for long

"You're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun..." [Age Gap]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

“The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”

“The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.”

"The chair is ready for you honey so you can pull it closer and

The best wife is the one you can share with your friends

You will never see me without the pixels... you don't deserve

The real pleasure is the one you give to yourself, in any way

you miss 100% of the cumshots you don’t take - “the stranger”

The reason you don’t let your girlfriend go to the club without

Don't fight the temptation, you don't need to live up to Nephi's