When your mom said she would do anything to protect you, she

My bud really wasn’t lying when he said he was backed up, so

She wasn’t lying when she said she knew how to suck dick….

He said he’s gonna fuck my guts. He wasn’t lying

Helped my friend move and she said she could either pay me or

I wasn't lying when I said it was juicy

He said he was going to bust a nut for me and he wasn't lying

My gf wasn’t lying when she said she was going to turn me and

Wife getting fingered by friend - shared with redditor who said

I definitely wasn't lying when I said I like to bounce on it

He said he was backed up, I guess he wasn’t lying :)

Granny wasn't lying when she said she'll take care of me 👅-