I only date men that eat ass

If I asked you nicely to eat my ass on a first date, would you

Any chance you'll eat my ass on the first date?

Any chance you'd eat my ass on the first date?

Any chance you'd eat my ass on the first date?

Any chance you'd eat my ass on the first date?

Any chance you'd eat my cheating ass on the first date?

Any chance you'd eat my ass on the first date?

I only date guys who eat ass... ;)

Any chance you'll eat my ass on the first date?[F]

Do you eat ass on the first date?

Any chance you’d eat me on our first date