Let’s start the weekend off strong!

Want to wrap your hands around it?

What are we going to play? 🎮

I get dizzy 😵‍💫 when this wakes up

BIG lubed up anaconda 🐍

Your going to love the way I stroked it here 😩

There a MIGHTY BIG surprise at the end 😜

It’s so heavy 😩it’ll hurt, just an fyi!

This always pokes out of my blankets in the morning! 😩

Let me rest this big HEAVY 🔨 on your face 😩

Merry Christmas ya’ filthy animals! 😘🎄🎁🫶✨ Almost

What I need right now 😩😩