How would you treat her?

Get yourself a girl that sends you stuff like this

Describe me in two words

I am your new annoying girlfriend

Relax, you look tired

Hows the view

Excuse me, sir! Just stopping by to show you this

Looking for someone to help me reach those hard to reach spots

Please Help Me With My Homework – S3:E5 (Step Porn)

Face Down, Ass Up...Am I Doing This Right?

I'll make your day full of fun, would that be okay?

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