I want to be your gift today

Let's show something to them nosy neighbours!

Get ready for an adventure of a lifetime

I am your sweetest gift

Watch it bounce

If you use me as a child I'll debase you as a hot bitch

Let me unwrap the gift in your pants

I'll be the gift under your Xmas tree this year

Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

Your Christmas gift isn't under the tree....its between my legs

I can be the gift under your Xmas tree this year

Christmas is over, time to treat yourself to the gift you didn’t