Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

Would you like to find this kitty under the Christmas tree?

Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

I could use a dad bod with a beard under my tree.

I have a present for you that won’t fit under the tree. Where

Would you have been mad if you found me under the tree instead

Would you have been mad if you found me under the tree instead

Would you have been mad if you found me under the tree instead

Would you have been mad if you found me under the tree instead

Would you have been mad if you found me under the tree instead

Would you have been mad if you found me under the tree instead

Would you be mad if I sent this before our date?