your face looks like a comfortable chair

Say Hi if I can sit on your face ..

I lost my gaming chair but I could use your face instead

where do I sit? in a chair or in your face

Can I park my asshole on your face

I just wanna use your face as a chair ;) [hips]

Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?

my application to use your chair face

Your face would look better in between my cheeks… ;)

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I want your face to be my new office chair

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!