Santa want to know are you on the naughty list

If I (48) asked Santa to bring me another twink bottom like this

Santa told me I was on your Christmas list

Santa's got a naughty list, but it's definitely not for the reasons

POV: on Santa’s naughty list.

Santa is still checking the bad list, are you on it?

Santa is still checking the bad list, are you on it?

Santa is still checking the bad list, are you on it?

Santa is still checking the bad list, are you on it?

Santa is still checking the bad list and you're on it

Is this small enough for Santa's naughty list?

I'm on the bad boy list, daddy?