original post: https://redd.it/18se6jg
If I ask you nicely, may I sit on your face on this Christmas?
of_wild by SelmaFranco
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May I sit on your face
May I sit on your face?
Excuse me, may I sit on your face?
Can I sit on your face?
Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?
Would you let me sit on your face if I ask nicely?
All I want for Christmas is to sit on your face 🥹
May I sit on your lap or on your face?
I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your