Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

What would I have to do to convince you to order pizza?

You ordered pizza but instead got this, would you demand refund?

My husband was hoping I could push past my throat barrier with

Let's order pizza once you're done

Can't sleep, I'd rather sext instead

Did someone order an extra jiggly booty?

The movie sucked so I decided to get pregnant instead

would you like some dickgirl cream on your pizza order?

would you like some dickgirl cream on your pizza order?

POV instead of Delivering Pizza, a Russian Blonde Escort Girl

I was definitely on the naughty list