After reading the comments everyone sent me on Reddit, I got

If you had to give my ass a name, what would it be?

give my ass a proper stretching [BTBF]

Give my ass bouncing on my bed a rating

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You should give my ass some fun

What nickname would you give my ass if it were all yours.

anyone want to give my ass a stretching lesson?

I'll give you one option: eat my ass on the first date [f]

My ass is made for stretching

I'll give you one option: eat my ass on the first date [f]

I want you to give my ass a big load of juice