You have two options. Eat, or get eaten.

You can eat that slut as a dessert after dinner

I need a man who can eat me daily

Days after thanksgiving, are you full or ready to eat me up some

Pretty enough to eat

Don't be shy and eat my christmas candy

If you eat me out, I'll let you hit it for hours on this Christmas!

A Christmas cookie for you to taste

If you eat me out, I'll let you hit it for hours on this Christmas!

If you eat me out, I'll let you hit it for hours on this Christmas!

Taste this Christmas cookie

Who says you can't eat anything spicy at Christmas? This Mexican