Can I be the first thing you “do” this morning?

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I'm not a morning person, but I am a good pillow.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a midnight lover.