I ain't gonna pee my bed tonight..." 🎶 But last night I did.

"I ain't gonna pee my bed tonight..." 🎶 But last night I did.

"I think I'm going to go to bed"... 10 minutes later

I said we couldnt have sex because we had no condoms and i wasnt

“Okay, bud. I thought we were just gooning, but I guess you

Let me show you why you should stay in bed.

Let me show you why you should stay in bed.

Let me show you why you should stay in bed.

Daddy? Why are you throwing your doll on the bed? I thought we

Let me show you why you should stay in bed.

"Damn that sex was so fucking hot" *5 minutes later*

Him - why have you brought marigolds to bed - him a few minutes