When your sons friend gives you the best Christmas candy you

The only kind of candy cane she's interested in this Christmas

Enjoy an early christmas gift from me :)

Who wants to let me make it a white Christmas and get frosted

My christmas gift to you is stored in my prostate!

MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS to my favorite bunch of sexy freaks!

Here’s your christmas candy!

Here’s your Christmas candy!

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

Just trying to convince you to taste my swetter candy on this

Just trying to convince you to taste my swetter candy on this

Just trying to convince you to taste my swetter candy on this