Is it fine if u get me as a christmas present

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas,

Can I be your Christmas present, I’m very useful

This is what your early Christmas present would be like

your christmas present is ready to be eaten

this is your christmas present

Can my titts be your christmas present?

Can I be your Christmas present?

Can I be your informal Christmas present!?

Can I be your Christmas present this year

Merry Christmas goon bud, I got you a present but you'll have

Dont just sit there, come and play with your new Christmas present.