Home alone, jerking to the wife… anyone wanna join me?

Anyone else like to slow down and really savor it?

All I want for Christmas is a hot dad who eats it from the back,

All I want for Christmas is a hot dad who eats it from the back,

All I want for Christmas is a hot dad who eats it from the back,

Last Christmas Santa brought me (48) a wonderful Fwb who’s

Anyone dreaming of a white Christmas?

I want my white Christmas gooner

I want a toy for Christmas…you 😈

...dreaming of a white, Christmas... (41)

Dreaming of a white Christmas..

It was a white Christmas for Mrs Claus