I just checked the weather report, and there's a 95% chance you're

Who's getting slapped by this massive Aussie cock tonight? 🇦🇺

Oh I’m sorry, babe. I knew you had big dinner plans for us

Can’t blame me for getting comfortable!

Can't stop thinking about getting laid tonight

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight.

The mistletoe isn't the only thing getting kissed tonight