Would you open your Christmas present early.. just for a peek?

Christmas elf gets a good fucking and a big load as a present

Can I be your Christmas present, I’m very useful

best Christmas present for my redditors 😜

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

Your christmas present has arrived early, come and pick me up

I'm unwrapping your Christmas present

I found the perfect Christmas present for you

Be a good boy and I’ll give you the best Christmas present

I hope you like your early christmas present 💝🍑

Found out my dad’s friend uses reddit, so here is his Christmas