The Famous Spider-man Kiss But Better

Back out and give her some face paint

I asked Santa to give me a fatter ass this year

Penny Flame was a pornstar from the early 2000s who was known

All I asked Santa was to give me a man that doesn’t pull out.

I always fantasized about having an open marriage but I never

Straight from his ass into another man's mouth

Born in 1976. Would you pull out or creampie?

give your girlfriend 2 another man and pull a chair up and enjoy

Give me something to sit on

Mrs Claus is here to give you everything else you asked Santa

At first she was a little nervous. Initially she just wanted