The very first time I was ever shared with a BBC. He was almost

Touch, eat, or fuck first

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

Were you naughty or nice? Never mind, I will eat your cookies

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if you'd get in balls deep

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it

1- if you'd never touch it, 10 - if eat it