Dad bod that shoots cannons, any takers?

I turn men into anal sluts

My past time is to make married men’s head turn

If you have a dad bod or a beard I'd fuck u

“What’s wrong kiddo? You look like you saw a ghost” Not

this mom bod was built to please the men of reddit

Asking a stranger how my tits feel while he pushes my head down

Is it true that I turn on older men?

Ready for an older man with a dad bod and a beard to cum down

If you've got a dad bod and a beard...you can slide in my chimney.

My tan lines turn on men above my age

Got a beard or a dad bod? Your wish is my command 🧞‍♂️