I am gonna be late.. look at it real fast

He came when I told him how tiny his dick is and how I’m gonna

I haven’t had the real thing in over a year

Happy "Ass Wednesday" to all you horny fucks! 🍑 I'm having

Happy "Ass Wednesday" to all you horny fucks! 🍑 I'm having

The presents are gonna be real bubbly this year!

The presents are gonna be real bubbly this year ;)

The presents are gonna be real bubbly this year ;)

The presents are gonna be real bubbly this year!

The presents are gonna be real bubbly this year!

Where's the New Year’s Eve party at? I'm gonna send you a Lyft.

who's gonna help me fulfill my new year's resolution and let