Would my nudes be an acceptable Christmas gift?

Do you like this gift for Christmas?

Type your age and I will advance your Christmas gift [BTBF]

Your Christmas gift

Me as Christmas gift :)

Your Christmas gift

I know you want a taste, be a good boy and maybe you will get

As a Christmas gift to family, I downloaded my mind into a maid

Enjoy an early christmas gift from me :)

Christmas Gift From My Son

I forgot to get him a christmas gift.. i hope this is enough

Prepare for your Christmas gift