I'm happy your home honey, now you can milk me instead of these

Wanna come over for milk and cookies?

Sorry Santa No Cookies and Milk, Just Cookies and Cream 😉💦

[M4F] Santa's biggest and sluttiest fan. Instead of leaving him

I got Santa’s milk and cookies

This chair is rubbish, can I sit on your face instead?

I’ll bring the cookies if you bring the milk ;)

Milk and cookies will be out for Santa

Instead of milk and cookies, Santa can snack on me!

Sooo i left Santa some milk...

Sooo i left Santa some milk...

This Christmas it's milk & pussy instead of milk & cookies🤤🩷