I hate chairs, why cant I always sit on someones face?

As long as you have a face I’ll always have a place to sit

Would You give me a sit? I always prefer your face as a good

May I sit on your lap or on your face?

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face, I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face I’ll always have a place to sit

As long as you have a face I’ll always have a place to sit