Remember, on your first date, always go directly for the butt.

A first date to remember

I have been known to suck on every first date

I don't even remember your name, but I remember you wouldn't

I don't even remember your name, but I remember you wouldn't

I don't even remember your name, but I remember you wouldn't

I don't even remember your name, but I remember you wouldn't

Date or marry?

I brought a bull on a date with hubby and I… this is how it

Dont judge me, I suck dick on the first date

My first date with a white guy started like this

I can't remember the last time a first date didn't end like this