Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I'll be the dinner for today;)

A taste of what Christmas dinner will be like, darling.

thats your christmas dinner

thats your christmas dinner

thats your christmas dinner

Eat me for christmas dinner

Christmas dinner is ready!

Give up your Christmas dinner, eat me instead

Come and get your Christmas present 😉🎁

thats your christmas dinner

This ass is your christmas dinner