Fact-checking: Do guys genuinely wake up with morning wood?

an elf to help with your morning wood

Morning wood Let me help with that

Morning wood, wanna help me out? 🥵😈

This is how I see myself every morning when I wake up. I always

let me help you with that morning wood :)

Let me help you with that morning wood [reveal]

Can I please help you get rid of the morning wood

let me help you jerking off your morning wood

I always wake up needing your morning wood

(18) need help with this morning wood

Want to wake up to my precum leaking morning wood every day?