Wanted a facial, got a very cute hole in one instead 😂

It’s my birthday but I wanted to give you a gift instead 🥳

u/pristine_project5149 and her husband told me she wanted to

I wanted egg rolls and got a hit and run instead

She had been eyeing him for weeks, ever since she first laid

My dad wanted his daughter to be a doctor but she's a whore instead

I should be studying but I wanted to show you my body instead

He wanted a watch for his birthday, but I gave him my friend's

My cuck wanted to fuck me, but instead I had him sit in the corner

I just wanted you to squeeze my breasts making me wet

Why not use your hand as my bra instead and squeeze it tight?

He wanted to fuck a ladyboy He got fucked instead