Wanna get comfy and watch some netflix tonight

Come join me in my bed you really think you’re ready for this

As you can see I am ready for you

Something will get hard after watching this

Getting ready to catch bad guys

Get ready for an adventure of a lifetime

I’m ready to sleep but something is missing

Let’s stay tonight at home and watch a movie together while

Dinner is ready my man 💕

Tonight we will play beauty and the beast, and this beauty is

I’m legal and ready to fuck

• I’m the horny roommate