(Discord - pitchpurple) Damn bro~ those pigtails make you look

Love making bets I know my beta goon bro will lose

Trying not to goon to Holly whilst I’m in work but it’s tough

Whenever we promise to “keep it straight” my goon bro starts

Can you blame me for being such a horny gooner when my goon bro

Bro I’m telling you, busting on a goon bro doesn’t make me

Desperately need a goon bro who wouldn’t mind hanging out naked

Is it too much to ask for my goon bro to get some fake tits and

No goon November? Not if I trigger you

My goon bro always tries to tease me and get me to act homo but

Bro what did you expect. Your wife came in during our goon sesh

Nnngghhh give it a good night kiss goon bro!