Shoutout to my (f)ellow parents rubbing one out in stealth mode

I'm loving my new piercings!

47 year olds can still wear short shorts, right? 47(f)

Just doing my part to make sure Santa comes. (F)41

[Lily Starfire] Santa Delivers A Great BBC Gift For Lily

Santa’s fave lil cookie [f]

I have just one cookie for Santa, but do you have any milk? 🥺

(23) I have just one cookie for Santa, but do you have any milk?

I have just one cookie for Santa, but do you have any milk? 🥺

Dear Santa... I can explain

I wish that Santa could come earlier so that he could find me

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year.