original post: https://redd.it/18nttfo
Why is markiplier being zesty
shitposting by thedimondman199
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This is why Im always late at a date
Why hit snooze when you can hit play on my morning content? ⏰🔥
Why do Every straight guys love my hands?
Why don't you come sit on my lap ;)
Why cum on my petite belly when you can give me a creampie?
Why rub over a woman, when you can creampie her
Let me show you why you should stay in bed.
why not two pillows instead of one?
Why don't you taste them
Why did the little hole go to school? Because it wanted to be
If you haven't dated a 19 yo latina yet, let me give you a reason
This is why my OF if one of the best you can join.. 🩷 no pov
