When you installed cameras around the house to spy on your Mom

You officially stopped being the man of the house when I did

As part of our agreement for your protection, your mother has

From the time your slut Mom opens the door it only takes a few

On your birthday your Mom had to find a way to entice your classmates

Ching chong, I gave your Asian slut Mom some thick cream out

While your broke Dad was wasting his time in protests, your black

Your Indian Mom wanted you to know that she sorted out everything

When I dropped by after school your Mommy wasn't home so your

Before showing me how well she studied the Kamasutra, your Indian

Your Mom worked extremely hard for the whole year with no days

Your Mom: "Son don't you dare looking away, it's part of the