My husband’s hunting buddy gave him a present but it wasn’t

Your Present Is Waiting For You Under The Tree

I’ll be your present under the Christmas tree (OC)

Merry Christmas, I've got your present unwrapped and throbbing

Your present is still under the tree for you

You forgot your present under the xmas tree!😡

I’ll be your favorite present under the tree

Nice present under the Christmas tree

Would you like to find a present like this under the Christmas

What do you think of my new christmas present? Found her under

Would you prefer a present like this to be placed under the Christmas

It's not gay wanting to be someone's present under the tree.