Hey I ran in to that chick you’ve been crushing on at the mall.

“HOLY SHIT! This feels so… good!!” I heard myself say.

im so gooned holy shit

Holy shit bud, you really weren’t lying about how massive you

Holy shit bro you were right....buds like you do give better

Holy shit bud.. you were right.. this is such an amazing way

Holy shit bud.. you were right.. gooning like this does feel

Holy shit bud you were right, this gooning technique feels amazing

I told my bud I was done with all that gay shit. But then he

Holy shit, that's unbelievably hot

Holy shit bud you're so cute, I wanna fuck and love you forever

Holy shit, bud. This is so wild how turned on I am doing this