Can I apply to be your roommate?

•Didn’t you wish a roommate like me

I had to be sneaky bcs my roommate almost caught me jerking off

I’m looking for a new roommate

will you fuck me everyday if i was ur roommate?

I’m looking for a new roommate

Imagine being my roommate for a week

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I think you need a roommate like me

If I was your roommate would you fuck me everyday before I go

I think you need a roommate like me

Fuck, my roommate drives me crazy!