Would you like me to sit on your face?

May I please sit on your lap？

May I please sit on your lap？

May I please sit on your lap while you drive?

Would you rather I sit on your lap or face..?

May i please sit on your lap?

I broke my chair and I have nowhere to sit, may I do it in your

Sorry sir, there is no free chair, may I sit on your face?

May I sit on your lap or on your face?

May I sit on your lap or on your face?

May I sit on your lap or on your face, daddy?

If I ask you nicely, may I sit on your face on this Christmas?