original post: https://redd.it/18mm5lz
Give that poor Elf on the Shelf the night off and let’s play MILF in the bed instead. It doesn’t rhyme but it’s way more fun.
BareBody by IllusionOfK1nk
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Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself
I'm horny and want to play and i love dirty talk💦 let's have
Let me be your naughty Elf On the Shelf throughout December.
Let's play on my bed, or in yours~
Give that poor Elf on the Shelf the night off and let’s play
